Titanic Dalam beberapa Versi

+ Versi asli, Titanic Version (versi setia sampe mati)

- You jump... I jump !


+ Versi ngajak-ngajak

- I want to jump... anybody else want to jump ?


+ Versi pemimpin

- I jump... all of you jump after me !


+ Versi pengikut

- We will jump after you jump.


+ Versi penakut

- You jump... tell me if it is ok... then I jump.


+ Versi ogah-ogahan

- I've already jumped last time... now it is your turn to jump.


+ Versi iklan

- You should jump because every celebrities and famous people jump.


+ Versi programmer

- If (you.jump()) then (I.jump())


+ Versi logika implikasi

- If you jump then I jump that means if you don't jump I might still jump.


+ Versi nggak percayaan

- You jump.... are you sure you want to jump?... no kidding?....promise?...


+ Versi penjudi

- We'll throw a coin... if it is head, I jump... if it is tail, you jump.


+ Versi Tarzan baru kenalan dengan Jane

- "You Jump, Me Tarzan."


+ Versi Forest Gump

- "My name is Jump, Forest Jump."


+ Versi sinetron Catatan si Boy

- "Kamu sangat ke-jump, Boy!"


+ Versi 007

- "My name Bond, Jump's Bond."


+ Versi Waktu

- "Jump sabaraha?"

- "Jump 10 kurang lima."


+ Versi Buah-buahan

- Jump-bu Monyet,

- Jump-bu Klutuk,

- Jump-bu Batu,


+ Versi Betawi......

- Inich Aye Abang............Jump-maludin!!!


+ Versi korban tindak kekerasan

- Tolooongggggggg............. Jump-bret!!!!!!


+ Versi dukun santet

- Nich gue kasih jump-pe jump-pe ...biar selamet dunie akherat!!!


+ Versi lagu daerah

- suwe ora jump-u... jump-u godhong telo....


+ Versi pedagang kaki lima

- Di-jump-in tidak luntur .. luntur tidak di-jump-in...!!!

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gw ga tau mo posting apa....

jd itu aja deh...


oia,,
Thomas Milano Setiawan mengucapkan selamat natal dan tahun baru bagi para pembaca setia!!!! (yang ga setia bakal masuk neraka!!!)


semoga kalian tetap waras di tahun yang baru ini!!

chao!


(gw yakin smua pada heran tumben gw ngucapin selamat natal dan taun baru)